In Which I think you should write more about me

Dear self-important blogger who focuses on expressing your thoughts, your opinions, the way you experience life, and how circumstances affect you,

Could you just stop being so selfish?
Maybe express other people’s ideas and experiences? Just stop focusing on yourself, ok?
Because every one should have a voice and be able to express their own opinions.
Except for you.
You were unfortunately born to a place of assumed privilege.
So stop acting like your voice matters. You have nothing worth contributing and your perspectives are unwelcome here.

Sincerely,
-Ists supporting equality, awareness, and multi-my-culturalism

In Which I Express Contempt for Follow Farming

Dear Chris and OM and whoever else might follow me in hopes of gaining a follow-back-er whom they intend to completely ignore unless I read and comment on your posts:

Go be an attention whore somewhere else. You are not interested in a reciprocal relationship, merely the garnering of a greater following for yourself; and I refuse to become an additional audience whose sole purpose is to give you the greater pleasure of hearing yourself speak.

People who are actually interesting in interaction and gaining the mutual benefit of shared perspectives are more than welcome to read my words and expect me to read theirs. But I’ve seen this before. You, audacious sirs, are not interested in my personhood, in my thoughts, in my words, in my viewpoints or perspectives, joys, pains, sorrows, or triumphs. All you want is another tally to add to your growing collection. Your windbaggery is unwelcome here.

If this fulfills your soul, jolly good for you.
Alas, I fail to find meaningful such cheap and shallow relationships.

Most Unfortunately (for you) Never to be Yours,
~C